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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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