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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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