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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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