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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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