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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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