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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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