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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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