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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Millie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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