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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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