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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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