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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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