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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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