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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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