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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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