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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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