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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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