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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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