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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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