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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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