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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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