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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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