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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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