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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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