Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.