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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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