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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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