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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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