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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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