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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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