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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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