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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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