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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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