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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tilly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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