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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Millie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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