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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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