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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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