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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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