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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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