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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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