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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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