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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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