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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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