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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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