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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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