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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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