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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rex eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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