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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rex eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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