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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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