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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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