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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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