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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Yoda eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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