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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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