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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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